Following great success with her “Don’t Tell Comedy” special, Susan Rice is hitting the stage in Mount Vernon. Featured on “America’s Got Talent” and previously voted Portland’s Funniest Person, Rice has proven she’s got the chops to get us rolling, so don’t miss your chance to laugh along with her at Lincoln Theater! 7:30 p.m., Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. 1st St., Mount Vernon, 360.419.7129, lincolntheatre.org